Put The Little Girl To Sleep

Operation “Put The Little Girl To Sleep”

From neck brace and Minerva vest support, to loss of appetite and diarrhea, to inflammation of the large intestine,….. I wondered a few days ago what will they think of next just to fish for sympathy and avoid being taken into a detention cell? I thought the next possible scenario when they ran out of illnesses, rare diseases and legal remedies, was going to be “possession by a foreign evil spirit” and their excuse to leave the country would be “To consult an exorcist abroad who could speak and understand the foreign evil’s language”.

I was definitely wrong.

Elena Bautista-Horn, a spokesperson for Pampanga Rep. Gloria Macapagal Arroyo, revealed a possible threat on the life of the former President.

According to Horn, a reliable source from a certain government agency talked to them a few days ago and told them about a so-called operation “Put the Little Girl to Sleep,” being cooked allegedly by the Aquino administration. The source warned  that Arroyo should be careful in the food being served and the medications being administered to her.

Wait, is Horn actually telling the truth? If she was, could Horn’s reliable source be a “mole”?

This spells Desperate. Pathetic. Absurd.

The “ Hello, I’m so sick and I’m on a wheelchair” act at NAIA was tolerable compared to this alleged conspiracy theory. I would suggest to Horn to take the opportunity to undergo a comprehensive psychological or psychiatric test while she’s at St. Luke’s Medical Center, because I think she has serious problems.

This is more likely a complete fabrication. It’s a sure sign of desperation. A futile scheme to distract people’s attention away from the serious charges of lying, cheating and stealing that Arroyo is currently trying to escape from. So much lies have been sown to the public, I now wonder again what its like to live with the Arroyos. They should make a reality show, like “The Smiths”.

Here are some of my thoughts:

  1. Couldn’t they come up with a more creative code name at least? It’s too long. Can’t it be “Oplan Dwende” instead so that it could have easy recall?
  2.  If the code name is “Put The Little Girl To Sleep”, is it automatic to think of XPGMA?… Isn’t “Mahal”, the midget comedian, a likely target as well?
  3. Don’t you think the overheard plot was just a group of people devising on how they could help so that Arroyo could have a full 8 hours of sleep at night?
  4.  The plot sounds like another evil version of the fairytale story of Snow White where a dwarf is the hero… with poisoned apples or something :))
  5.  The operation codename  also sounds like an operation by PedoBear, where a bait will be used by pedophiles to lure little children.
  6.  There’s an appropriate bedtime story for this. Horn should read the bestseller “Go the Fuck to Sleep” by Samuel Jackson to “the Little Girl”
  7.  Why should we put the little girl to sleep? We want her wide awake every single minute of her life in jail. If I were in charge, I will pour honey all over her body and tie her at an ant hill. “Putting her to sleep” is the easy way out.
  8.  You can’t really “Put The Little Girl To Sleep” because she and her lawyers are too busy cooking up evil schemes and plots at night. I would be deprived of sleep too if tentative “detention cells” are already lurking as new “accommodations”.
  9.  Don’t you think this could also be just the boring sequel to the box office dud “Put The Little Girl In The Big Airplane”? I can’t wait for “Put The Little Girl In A Tiny Jail Cell And The Weird Woman In A Padded Cell.”
  10. Will this conspiracy plot exposed by Horn kill the popular KC-Piolo break-up issue? Hey, dudes, you cannot outshine the KC-Piolo drama with this one! Try something more creative, okay? !
  11. If this was going to be later turned into a movie, what would be the soundtrack, and who would be requested to sing it? Since the operation is codenamed “Put The Little Girl To Sleep”, It is only appropriate I recommend the lullaby below:

Sa Ugoy Ng Malacanang

Sana’y di nagmaliw ang dati kong araw
Nang munti pang Gloria sa piling ni Mike
Nais kong maulit ang awit ni Papa Mike
Awit ng pag-ibig habang ako’y nasa Malacanang

Sana’y di nagmaliw ang dati kong araw
Nang munti pang Gloria sa piling ni Mike
Nais kong maulit ang awit ni Papa Mike
Awit ng pag-ibig habang ako’y nasa Kongreso

Refrain:
Sa aking pagtulog na labis ang himbing
Ang bantay ko’y Lambino, ang tanod ko’y Bautista-Horn
Sa piling ni Mike, langit ay buhay
Puso kong may dusa sabik sa ugoy ng Malacanang

Sana’y di nagmaliw ang dati kong araw
Nang munti pang Gloria sa piling ni Mike
Nais kong maulit ang awit ni Papa Mike
Awit ng pag-ibig habang ako’y nasa Kongreso

Sa aking pagtulog na labis ang himbing
Ang bantay ko’y Topacio, ang tanod ko’y Flaminiano
Sa piling ni Mike, langit ay buhay
Puso kong may dusa sabik sa ugoy ng Malacanang

Nais kong matulog sa dating duyan ko, Papa Mike
Oh! Papa Mike

And of course, I would like everyone reading this blog to be the ones to sing it in the movie!

* Credit of content goes to all the people who made the “Put The Little Girl To Sleep” a trending topic in Twitter.

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17 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. sheng
    Dec 01, 2011 @ 01:56:17

    I love your views here, I myself don’t know what is wrong with them, I think they need a psychiatrist, Horn specifically!

    Reply

  2. wala lang
    Dec 01, 2011 @ 09:39:21

    hahaha.. i love the song

    Reply

  3. sam
    Dec 01, 2011 @ 11:23:00

    thanks for sharing your views with us…love it

    Reply

  4. Anonymous
    Dec 02, 2011 @ 01:26:42

    “Put the little girl to sleep” is so like Horn”s Story telling bedtime story..Credibility of Arroyo is zero…
    The family of Arroyo are they exempted .(AKA RAMGEN ?) .Why? that is the only way to save face and make them look like victims .The way to regain their reputation and gain the people’s sympathy maybe?
    O baka yung mga victims sa mindanao massacre? nabubuhay to put the little girl to sleep? lol
    How can the administration want the little girl be put to sleep..Can the little girl be in prison if she is dead? and be accountable for her crimes if she is dead? where and what is the motivation of the crime? hahaha….Come on… hahahah what a story!

    Reply

  5. lizabo
    Dec 02, 2011 @ 01:27:51

    “Put the little girl to sleep” is so like Horn”s Story telling bedtime story..Credibility of Arroyo is zero…
    The family of Arroyo are they exempted .(AKA RAMGEN ?) .Why? that is the only way to save face and make them look like victims .The way to regain their reputation and gain the people’s sympathy maybe?
    O baka yung mga victims sa mindanao massacre? nabubuhay to put the little girl to sleep? lol
    How can the administration want the little girl be put to sleep..Can the little girl be in prison if she is dead? and be accountable for her crimes if she is dead? where and what is the motivation of the crime? hahaha….Come on… hahahah what a story!

    Reply

  6. Unanimous
    Dec 02, 2011 @ 04:03:00

    Hahaha… only Arroyo’s camp would gain if she gets killed. No right thinking Filipino would ever thinking of killing her… they love her to be in jail, if you follow the comments on Twitter and blogs and everything else….

    Reply

  7. Unanimous
    Dec 02, 2011 @ 04:04:25

    I mean, *** think*****

    Reply

  8. Nica
    Dec 02, 2011 @ 04:48:51

    i enjoyed reading this..hahaha!supertawa!superLIKE! fishing for sympathy indeed!!!

    Reply

  9. TechnoSpecs
    Dec 02, 2011 @ 05:59:01

    Thanks for all the positive comments…..I am very glad you all like it. Please continue visiting my blog for more 🙂

    Reply

  10. rob
    Dec 02, 2011 @ 16:02:54

    wahahahahahhahaahah

    Reply

  11. Anonymous
    Dec 02, 2011 @ 17:16:44

    Fat faceElena is delussional
    She is an idiot and everything that comes out of her mouth is senseless and
    unbelievable.DRAMA QUEEN AND ENJOYING THE PUBLICITY.I want to PUKE.The ARROYO camp,Lambino,Topacio,Horn,etc looks so stupid especially when referring to Gloria’s medical condition.SOO DESPERATE.

    Reply

  12. TechnoSpecs
    Dec 03, 2011 @ 07:50:51

    Wow.!!!!.It seems this particular blog post is very popular as it already reached a staggering amount of figures topping all other posts….

    Thanks for liking it so much!

    Reply

  13. D' Transcriber
    Dec 03, 2011 @ 12:33:00

    Hi TechnoSpecs,

    I just love reading your blog here. I recently stumbled upon it while I was browsing and it has given such great fun reading your articles here. Great stuff you’ve got here, man. I love it.

    Would it be possible to if from time to time when I do write a post on my own blog to kind of repost any article from this blog to my blog, or just kind of link back here for reference? I appreciate it if you agree… Well, anyway, thanks for those wonderful posts. God bless…

    Joseph
    D’ Transcriber

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  14. Alden Golida
    Dec 11, 2011 @ 07:37:30

    Thanks for helping out, great information.

    Reply

  15. D' Transcriber
    Dec 11, 2011 @ 12:44:55

    “* Credit of content goes to all the people who made the “Put The Little Girl To Sleep” a trending topic in Twitter.”

    Let’s thank Elena Bautista-Horn for this revelation. Without this kind of announcement, we would not be entertained and have a topic to talk about.

    By the way, just read in the news, “GMA slept soundly on first night” Here is the link, http://ph.news.yahoo.com/gma-slept-soundly-first-night-160000664.html

    Paano kaya siya nakatulog ng mahimbing? Sabagay parang first class suite ung presidential suite ng VMMC, kumpleto pa sa guards (pulis)… Kung ordinaryong driver ng jeep or traysikel or traysikad iyan, diretso sa presinto kahit nahuli lang na walang lisensya at gusto lang magtrabaho ng matino . Tanong nyo sa mga ordinaryong mamamayan. Nasaan ang pagkakapantay sa batas nun… sabagay wala kang SC na backer….HHH

    Reply

  16. Elenora Gelfand
    Dec 24, 2011 @ 16:12:24

    I always was interested in this topic and stock still am, regards for posting.

    Reply

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